January 2012
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
I wish I could kiss you at midnight.
Fuck partying, I mosh into the new year.
Cross the line if you have a close friend you met...
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
i hope you all have someone to kiss
Danny Worsnop: Why are we such assholes?
Andy Biersack: We're not necessarily assholes, we're realists. We understand that other people are stupid.
December 2011
Unholy: Question time! Please! →
soldmysoultotheripper666:
patiencekingsley:
1. Describe a supernatural experience you’ve had.
2. Do you believe in ghosts?
3. Do you believe in angels/demons?
4. What’s your religion?
4. Favorite time of day?
5. Sweetest thing someone has ever said to you?
6. 5 Ways to win your…
